ar-lasa-mala-revas:

mintacle:

these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.

yesterday “remainingforefinger” followed me and the fact that this ISN’T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist’s assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.

Pour one out for this choice bot url

madnessofmen:

machine-saint:

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think “at least 3” is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

wait it gets better

froginakettle:

chaotic-archaeologist:

sandersstudies:

Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes.

Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards.

Further con: I am constantly being reminded of fun facts during situations where I am Supposed To Be Quiet

further con: i can’t stop talking even though i can tell everyone wishes i would just shut the fuck up

redtextedquotes:

chuckletons:

chuckletons:

chuckletons:

just made the best non-looping gif i think

i said it was non-looping i’m sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

Everybody looking at this post

thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

thickness-protection-program:

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King

This is my new favorite compliment

little-tunny:

Thinkin’ bout our frosted friends

cryptotheism:

headspace-hotel:

kyaaaatsu:

memewhore:

painted this sober:

painted this on acid, and cried while doing it:

GEORFF

POWERFUL SPIRIT: GEORFF

homemadeknees:

judas-redeemed:

sometimes i wish i could grab my childhood self and shake them by the shoulders and say YOU’RE GOOD. YOU’RE WORTH LOVING. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHOSE LIVES ARE MADE BETTER BECAUSE OF YOU. YOU ARE NOT A BURDEN. YOU ARE NOT DAMNED. SOMEDAY YOU WILL CRY OVER SUNSETS AND POETRY MORE THAN YOUR OWN PAIN. I NEED YOU TO REMEMBER THAT YOU’RE GOOD. YOU’RE WORTH LOVING. but i can’t go back in time, so i say it to myself now. because i believe there’s a future version of me looking back on this moment feeling the exact same way.

let’s free this gem from the tags